What is Sean Paul Syndrome?
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A condition in which a person speaks unintelligibly, and often times having no idea what the fuck he's talking about himself. Coined from the music artist Sean Paul, the creator and original host of this condition. There's only two ways to cure SPS:
1. Beating the person on the head until they speak English.
2. Brain surgery.
Symptoms of Sean Paul Syndrome may include:
1. Incoherent speech
2. Inability to know what you're talking about
3. Saying UH-OH! a lot
4. General annoyingness
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