What is Seaned?
1.
To be 'seaned' is when one gets their nose broke whilst out on the town, by a girl who is obviousley the slutiest in the club, followed by a sexual encounter in the dirtiest of toilets, out of sheer pity.
"that dude just got seaned!"
"I'm hoping to get seaned tonight"
"sexual orientation is seaned: I seek to be 'seaned' regularly"
"god damn i seaned someone last night"
"I love to get seaned"
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2.
To ejaculate prematurely, typically in one's pants.
"I totally seaned when we were making out in my car yesterday! I'm so embarrassed."
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