What is Searchfu?
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By far and away the most effective method for tackling gangs. Created by Ole Search himself and can be deadly especially when wearing Prada slip ons. The lesson usually ends with Ole Search leaving the building with his victims bruised and battered and a lovely piece of totty on each of his arms, usually eastern europeans blondes.
There is rumours of searchfu being seen on the continent BUT this is simply not true. It can be seen only in Laaandon boys, only in Laaandon. And that my friends is FACTAFUCKINGMUNDO.
We were outnumbered and getting heavily beaten when a figure appeared from the shadows and struck down the foe with an astonishing display of 'searchfu'
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