Sears

What is Sears?


1.

A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.

I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!

Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!

Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.

See MD

2.

see ya

i'm out

aight sears

See see ya, l8r, laters, peace

3.

A unit of measurement equal to the height of the Sears tower. Can be used to define both vertical and horizontal distances.

It is approximately 350 sears from vegas to San Diego if you travel by RV.


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