Seasonal Friend

What is Seasonal Friend?

Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.

"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."

"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."

See friend, buddy, comrade, sports

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