Seasoned Edit Meaning

1.

Everyone has got this word wrong, to be seasoned means you fucked up your brain so much on drugs that you can't do any of the old things that you used to be able to do and/or to have perntamently fucked yourself up to the point where you don't have an idea whats going on anymore

Jack: Hey why aren't you in college

Jim: I want to go to college but I am too seasoned man

See fucked up, retarded, brain dead, stupid, gone

2.

To get highon marijuana, or pot or whatever else you want to call it. It can take the place of any descriptive word for being high, such as stoned or baked.

"Dude, let's get seasoned!"

"Hey man, I'm hella seasoned!"

See pot, weed, hash, purp, marijuana, high, stoned, baked, toasted, blazed, blasted, chink-eyed

3.

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

See veteran, experienced, savvy, in the know

4.

To be Beyond intoxicated but not drunk.

Im not Drunk, im seasoned

See seasoned, drunk, alcohol, wasted, intoxicated

5.

The act of putting one or many bullets in to someone. Taken from the Daily Show when John Stewart referred to the act of Cheny peppering his friend with a shot gun as Seasoning.

This fool didn't know who he was messing with so me and the boys got in to the Escalade rode up on him and seasoned his ass.

See shooting, homicide, blasting