Seat Save

What is Seat Save?


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Before you get up & leave from your chair you yell "seat save" so none of your friends will take it and leave your fat ass stranded with no place to sit when you get back.

:Sitting around talking to friends: "Be right back-SEAT SAVE!" No one can take it now.


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