What is Seatard?
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Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
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2.
Derogatory term for a native or longtime resident of
"You would think these seatard idiots would know how to drive in the rain properly seeing as how it rains here nine months out of the year!"
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