Seatbelt

What is Seatbelt?


1.

The act of seatbelting becomes necessary when the penis of the human male becomes erect in public place. The male will place his erect penis underneath his belt to keep it under control and out of sight. It also feels absolutely fantastic.

I was in math class when I started getting hard, but I fuckin' seatbelt -ed that shit.

See boner, cock, dick, seatbelt, pocket pool

2.

"Two in the pink, one in the stink and the thumb to make her cum." This was originated by Backstreet Law and is accompanied by a hand gesture where only the ring finger is down. It is also associated with the line, "Put your motherfucking nose in the hose...SEATBELT!!!"

I took that bitch home last night and gave her the seatbelt. At first, she was surprised, but then she kinda liked it.

3.

another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"

Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt

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