What is Seatslap?
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The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.
Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?
Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.
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