Seatslap

What is Seatslap?

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The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.

Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.

See toilet, shitting, poop, defecation, urination, toilet seat, noise, collision
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