What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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To initiate sexual intercourse with an unsuspecting female who is bent over exposing her entry points. This is best exemplified in the ..
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Some dumbass who posts stupid shit on forums.
Queeferoni thought he made another funny. Boy was he wrong.
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a huge cock
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