What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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To barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place.
mainly found at flea markets or span..
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A person that is obviously chancing it, but is them self unaware, or a chancer from tuscany..
"Those windows aren't tinted yo..
