What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.
Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.
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Uglitarianism is a sentimental form of vegetarianism. Uglitarians feel guilty about eating cute animals (such as baby sheep, ducks, etc)..
