What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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1) To over-extend your social circle with acceptable acquaintences, Making too many 'good friends'.
2) Having too many friend..
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To copulate with someone.
Vanilla version of expressions such as "drown the salty longshoreman", "shake the wild maracca..
