What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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Random Words:
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niggers/africans/slaves.... anything black pretty much
This word is the equivalent to "illiterate fuck"
arriba mutha fucker..
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and incredibly awesome person, who Allison loves beyond belief
"Edward Bado"..
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an accident involving shit
gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy
See sharted, poo, crap, dump..