What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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To rugby tackle someone to protect others
e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport
If that guy doesnt stop hassling tho..
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An epic battle between a velociraptor and a killer robot with laser eyes. Very rare, and more awesome than Brawndo.
Nothing will ever c..
