Seattle Touchee

What is Seattle Touchee?

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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.

Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!

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