What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm
(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)
A Jobbie Nooner is ..
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The ethnic background of a person who is both Eskimo and Mongolian.
That eskimongolian looks like a Mexi-Asian!
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