What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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that is a friend that gets wasted every single time you go out and acts like an asshole by degrading women, men, bouncers also blackouts..
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The act of pushing up your balls.
-Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees
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What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.
Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?
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