What is Seattle Touchee?
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A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
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Used when you got a huge booger on your finger and whip it on the ass on some asshole oh makes fun of you for pickin your nose.
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Euphemism for sexual intercourse at night.
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cockney rhyming slang for fuck
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