What is Seaweed?
1.
name for sweaty pubic hair popping out from the clothing
Guy 1: Dude check out my seaweed! *lowers pants enough to reveal "seaweed"*
Guy 2: that's gross as hell
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2.
50% sea
50% weed
Guy 1: what is seaweed made of?
Guy 2: Sea and weed........ Don't you watch spongebob dude.
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3.
I just ripped off my skin because I was on seaweed
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4.
underwater Moss!
Kt: Moss
Atum: MOSS!
Kt: did you know seaweed is underwater moss?
Atum: totally.
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5.
Marijuana that is stored in salt water (the ocean) for transportation. The marijuana has a salty taste when consumed, but does not lose any THC. Most honest dealers will sell at discounted price.
Bill: "You wanna roll up this seaweed that I got right here?"
Bob: "Hell yeah. I've been craving something extra salty all day. Where's the zig-zags?"
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6.
smoking weed on a boat
"we had some mad crazy seaweed going on last night at that yacht party."
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7.
Seaweeds are those who 'go with the flow' and 'sway with the wave'. They're clueless people who go along with what a crowd believes/says/does, like seaweed swaying with the waves of the sea.
Ken: Hm, I think I'll go buy a new shaver.
Barbie: Oh my gosh! Me too!
Ken: I think I'll go buy the new packs of jumbo condoms. My friend says they're high quality.
Barbie: I totally know what he's talking about! I was thinking of buying them too!
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Ken: I have a problem.. my girl agrees with everything I say...
Friend: What a seaweed..
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