What is Secere Surprise?
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The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.
You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!
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A pun on 20th Century Fox from an NPR address by Tim RObbins, the Rupert Murdoch-owned media empire including Fox News that is notorious..
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A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.
Thanks to yesterday's big lunch, today I..
