Secere Surprise

What is Secere Surprise?


1.

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

See surprise, masturbation, jokes, spitting, slapping


25

Random Words:

1. To be stoned/intoxicated to the point where you walk into everything or everything you touch falls over on you, esp. rakes That guy was..
1. Underpants (Australian Slang). May be acceptably abbreviated to "durps". Crikey mate, I haven't changed me underdurps in..
1. something that causes your brain to hurt..over stressing your brain OMG that biology test gave me a major brain strain See pain, brain..