Second Aid

What is Second Aid?


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Second Aid is similar, in most respects, to First Aid.

Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.

1.) Pointing

2.) Laughing

Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.

Jeff: "Oh shit did you see Drew fall down those stairs?"

Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."

See second


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