What is Second Hand Spunky Nappy?
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An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :
1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.
I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.
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To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.
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