What is Second Place?
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Fancy word for losing.
Judge : Congratulations, your dog won second place in the tournament.
Dog Owner : Second Place?! That's a fancy word for losing! *smacks dog*
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Second Place is First Loser
1> Dude, I did alright. I came in second.
2> Man, second place is first loser!
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A cigar made out of any kind of shit, preferably dog and human shit, wrapped up in used notebook paper, and written CIGAR in crayon.
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My brother was called broom dick.
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Going out on a Thursday for 5 pints, not 4 pints, not six pints. Five pints
I'm out tonight, it's 5 pint Thursday
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