Second Rule

What is Second Rule?

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food

"(random number) second rule!"

*picks up food

See second, rule, 5, 3, food, random, number

Shit Phelgm

1. 1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans..

F.h.i.l.f.

1. Fire hydrant I'd like to fuck. Forget NYFD, check out that hot, hot fire plug action on your street..

Nuke Hiroshima

1. To Take a Huge shit in an unsuspecting toilet. Man im going to go nuke hiroshima See nuke, hiroshima, shit, fecal, poo..

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