Second Rule

What is Second Rule?

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food

"(random number) second rule!"

*picks up food

See second, rule, 5, 3, food, random, number

Cockmaster

1. One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises. George Bush is a filthy cockmaster. See Saddam Hussein 2. Commonly misint..

Xuded

1. Z-ood-ed Your mental status during & directly following a period of opiate abuse. Typically referring to the abuse of prescription ..

Dildus

1. A contemptible person (i.e. a dildo or dick) He walked out on his wife and kids? What a fuckin' dildus!..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Second Rule Edit Meaning