Second Rule

What is Second Rule?

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food

"(random number) second rule!"

*picks up food

See second, rule, 5, 3, food, random, number

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Mercyon

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