Second Rule

What is Second Rule?

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food

"(random number) second rule!"

*picks up food

See second, rule, 5, 3, food, random, number

Mattress Biter

1. Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race. Poor mattress bite..

Yeup

1. Another way to say 'yup' or 'yeah' Instant Message Conversation: Crazy Jo: So we going to the mall tommorow? Rebe..

Jfyi

1. jfyi is an internet acronym for "just for your information" Kid A: I am going somewhere, jfyi Kid B: Okay, later..

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