Second Rule

What is Second Rule?

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food

"(random number) second rule!"

*picks up food

See second, rule, 5, 3, food, random, number

Assmittens

1. Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has. The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again..

Yester-eve

1. Yesterday evening, or last night. Nigel: I say, Basil, I had rather too much to drink yester-eve. Basil: I suppose that would explain ..

Queerbum

1. Gay person. Usually used to insult a straight person. "Those guys from Dover Bay are a bunch of queerbums." See queer, fag,..

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