Second Rule

What is Second Rule?

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food

"(random number) second rule!"

*picks up food

See second, rule, 5, 3, food, random, number

Evening Tug

1. One last jerk off session before one goes to bed. Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug. See jerking off, morning wood, skin flute..

Ohine

1. is another word used to describe your cellular device (cell phone) or can be refured to a dropped cellular device my ohine is lying on ..

Metsfail

1. When the New York Mets blow a game they should have won with poor defensive play and lack of clutch hitting. Also applies to choking at ..

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