Second Rule

What is Second Rule?

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food

"(random number) second rule!"

*picks up food

See second, rule, 5, 3, food, random, number

Crystal Castle

1. A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrume..

Mantub

1. A fat man...associated with food, usually, and maybe an industrial cooker. "that guy was such a mantub"..

Unfazed

1. biggest pimp in the game, no1 got shit on him. Pimp: Who's yo daddy bitch? Hooker: UnFaZeD Pimp: Oh sorry then, didn't mean..

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