Second Wake Up

What is Second Wake Up?


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The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.

Me: aw man my mum gave me a second wake up today.

Josh: dude, how're you feeling?

See fear, terror, anticipation


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