Second-hand Asshole

What is Second-hand Asshole?

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"

Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"

Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

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