What is Second-hand Asshole?
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What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.
Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*
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To coolly dispatch a carefully wrapped jobby and place it in an unsuspecting victims pocket.
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