Second-hand Deuce

What is Second-hand Deuce?

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

See shit, poop, toilet, bidet, turkish

Rewriting The Warsaw Pact

1. fucking, having sex, getting it on, etc. I opened the door and my roommate and his girl were rewriting the warsaw pact. See Blunt..

Arnaud

1. the most amazingly gorgeous and beautiful guy on this planet...where are you, my French prince??? What's your address, like?!..

Yuffy

1. Ok, this is probably the most accurate definition. Not to be confused with "yuppy", which is Young Urban Professional, a yuffy..

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