Second-hand Deuce

What is Second-hand Deuce?

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

See shit, poop, toilet, bidet, turkish

Johnboys

1. Referring to the first names of the 2004 John Kerry and John Edwards presidential ticket. I'm not crazy about Bush, but I'm n..

Zefrony

1. Any male styling that is similar to that of Zac Efron. Mark just got a Zefrony new hair cut. See zac, efron, high, school, musical, me..

Cock Weevil

1. Another term for the oh so lovable crabs. Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Second-hand Deuce Edit Meaning