Second-hand Deuce

What is Second-hand Deuce?

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

See shit, poop, toilet, bidet, turkish

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