Second-hand Deuce

What is Second-hand Deuce?

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

See shit, poop, toilet, bidet, turkish

Failitude

1. how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system "So how badly did Bryon trip?" "I'd say it had a failitude ..

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1. A non insulting way of agreeing with someone, or responding to information you already know. Jane: Can you beleive that John cheated on..

Hope To Shit In Your Flat Hat

1. Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, ..

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