Second-hand Deuce

What is Second-hand Deuce?

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

See shit, poop, toilet, bidet, turkish

Hapz

1. to get happy, cheerful or excited :ye he gon link michelle :fo real? :ye, she was ovvva hapz bout it..he is bum..

Lolg

1. Similar to LOLZ, meaning Laugh Out Loud Zebras but referring to giraffes because everyone knows that giraffes are SO much cooler than ze..

Yayzin

1. A small species of arab boy who is cool and likes to annoy his elder brethren and sisters. That nigga yayzin is a crazy lil muther fuck..

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