What is Second-hand Sex?
1.
When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.
Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.
See
2.
When you have had so much exposure to another persons sex life/sexual activities, that you know things about them and/or their partner(s) that only someone who has had sex with that individual or their partner(s) should know.
"heard you had second-hand sex with your roomates girlfriend"
"yeah man, bunk beds suck."
See
Random Words:
1.
When you're so tired that you bounce off whatever's directly in your path (walls, small children, Grandma), much like a pinbal..
1.
A term often used by B.A in The A-TEAM when some one is talking in a foolish manner
Merdock if you dont quit your jibbajabba i'm g..
1.
The worst possible STI/STD to contract. Even worse than AIDs
"Ahh man, I just got zarkybidia off Ralphis"
See zarkybidia, ai..