Secondrounder

What is Secondrounder?


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30 something yuppies, who in their late 20's blindly decided to get married and shortly after the dust settles find themselves divorced, with alimony, and at your local corner bar drinking the latest trendy drink and eyeing the crowd for their next victim.

Not to be confused with a Cougar; Secondrounders are younger with or without children but looking to marry again.

They also travel with their best friend who is still married and provides emotional support until a new mate is found, this is done in the hope that couple to couple outings to Home Depot and generic strip mall restaurants can recommence.

"That party was filled with nothing but married couples and secondrounders!"


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