Secor

What is Secor?


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Mahopac, NY is a town in Putnam County New York and is home to a neighborhood of white trash known simply as Secor. Secor is a destitute part of the town, home to ignorance and apathy. Families that live here generally leech off the government and sell drugson their front lawns.

Unfortunately, students of Mahopac High School are badgered by and are forced to endure chants of "SEEEECOR" while walking thru the hallways by students that come from this section of town. Secorians have an interest in hooking up cars they can never afford and eating the worst pizza on earth. The pizza is from Danny's and it is popular only because it is within walking distance of a Secorian shack. No Secorian can afford a car, only maybe a dirt bike with bad exhaust.

If you fail miserably at life you will most likely move here. You will then marry an unemployed, fat, mustached lady and fall into a never ending rut of alcoholabuse and dependence on the government.

None one from Secor will ever see this because they can't afford the internetand/or read.

Oh that blows, you live in Secor? You must be poor and stinky.

Hey let's drop out of school because people don't get us then do mad drugs, like pharmies, get addicted and move to Secor where there are other people like us.

Hey man did you just fart? Oh nevermind, we are in Secor, let's get out of here.

See secor, mahopac, new york


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