What is Secord?
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An extremely socially awkward freak of society who tends to scream "Penis" in public. His mating call consists of random "WOOOO'S!" to summon his female counterparts.
"Oh my god did you see that Secord that just ran by?"-Me
"Yeah, he is sooo inappropriate!"-you
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Random Words:
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Kicking cinder blocks (or other large, dense, heavy object) down steps.
Preferably performed in the early hours of the morning (3:30am ..