Secret Admirer

What is Secret Admirer?


1.

A stalker with stationary.

Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?

Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.

See stalker, crush, lover, valentine

2.

a stalker with an attourney.

"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."

See stalker, creeper, weirdo

3.

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

See dump, shit, crap, poop, floater, deuce


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