Secret Agent Edit Meaning

1.

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

i gave that bitch a secret agent

2.

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach

No Rizla's? Secret agent time!

See spliff, joint, blunt, ciggie, rizla

3.

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette

My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.

4.

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

See headphones, music, ear, buds, talking

5.

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)

"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"

See joint, bifter, spliff, jay, roll

6.

a metal one hitter that is painted to look like a cigarette.

"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"

"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"

7.

When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".

After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.

See sex, rubber, fucking, fat chick, funny