Secret Ass

What is Secret Ass?

verb. To have relationships on the side, or to have sexual relations without one's friends having knowlege of the encounters.

noun. The person who acts as the significant other in said events.

Example 1

Friend 1: I haven't seen Pete around on the weekends lately. What the hell is he up to?

Friend 2: I think he's getting some secret ass.

Example 2

It wasn't 'till months later that Pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret ass to his friends.

Pink Kleenex

1. The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose. Man, last nigh..

Nox-nix

1. doesn't matter; no big deal; no biggie; no worries. A 19th century American southern corruption of the German phrase, "Machts..

Eyeball

1. To check the quantity of illicit substances without the use of a gram scale. Lemme eyeball it... that's about an ounce. 2. Attem..

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