Secret Cow

What is Secret Cow?

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?

What is a secret cow?

For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

See aflac, asscrack, nutsack

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Twatman

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