Secret Cow

What is Secret Cow?

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?

What is a secret cow?

For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

See aflac, asscrack, nutsack

Desperate Housewife

1. when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out..

Purple Don

1. The best herb ever bred. Shit leaves you locked up on the floor after smoking its all purple and no green but with white and gold hairs...

Quonk

1. Noun: pot, reefer, buds, marijuana (see: kwonk) Verb form: quonked- stoned, high. that weed you had had me totally quonked. 2. The n..

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