Secret Friend

What is Secret Friend?


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A same or opposite-sex friend crush on someone you admire and want to befriend. This person possess qualities you look for in a friend. Although you've never officially met them, you consider them a future friend and will go to drastic measures to reach true friendship.

"Hey, Danielle. Where are you studying tonight?"

"Oh, hey Katie. I checked out facebook today, and my secret friend, James, works at Starbucks. I overheard him talking to a friend in lecture today saying he has to work tonight. I think I'm gonna hit up Starbucks later!"

"NIIIIICE. I can see your Secret Friendship really blossoming tonight. I'll go with you for moral support."

See secret, friendship, facebook stalking


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