What is Secret Gay Boyfriend?
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The flip-side of a fag-hag.
The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
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A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they loo..
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The act of locking your young lady in a Full Nelson wrestling hold whilst ploughing her from behind.
Spot the dog yelped excitedly as J..
