What is Secret Gay Boyfriend?
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The flip-side of a fag-hag.
The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
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NFL Fantasy award given to the person with the 'most retarded trade'.
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