What is Secret Gay Boyfriend?
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The flip-side of a fag-hag.
The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
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A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress
Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU
Person 2: Why?
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The women who somewhat mysteriously appear onstage with a fully erect Oscar, ready to award to the winner.
Check out the tits on that O..
