Secret Handshake

What is Secret Handshake?


1.

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.

She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake

See paired, masturbation, sneaky, pete, poop

2.

With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.

Its was a cold day so i decided so i decided to warm you up with a secret handshake

See boner, meat, cock, jacket, coat


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