Secret Muslim

What is Secret Muslim?


1.

The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)

Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!

See hussein, osama, sarcasm

2.

A person who has spent his life pretending not to be a Muslim, but who secretly is a Muslim and will forcibly convert the United States to Sharia Law after becoming President.

I got a fwdfwdfwdtoday that said Obama is a secret muslim. I was going to vote for him, but no way am I going to do that now. I'm going to vote for that old dude instead (yeah right).

See barack obama, fwdfwdfwd, sharia, sharia law


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