Secret Sanchez

What is Secret Sanchez?

1.

When having doggy-style sex, and the woman refuses anal, you finish having sex with her anyways. Before you pull out, stick your finger up your own ass. You will then use this finger to wipe poop above her upper lip, making a Mexican style dirty sanchezmustache, making sure not to alert her.

Now let her venture into public with the shit mustache.

I gave that ve-och Martha a secret sanchez before she went to work. Man, will she be red faced when she finds out.

See sanchez, dirty sanchez, dirty sanches
0

Random Words:

Cmore
1. Short name given to anyone whose real name is Seymour. Makes it easier to spell the person's name because that's the same way ..
Read more
No Soap, Radio
1. An awsome joke in which the joke is on one of the listeners. The teller will have a group of friends who know what is going to happen...
Read more
Incestbian
1. An Incestuos lesbian. Two sisters that have sex. Twins that have sex with eachother in a porn are incestbians. See lesbian, incest, tw..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free