What is Secret Shitter?
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A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.
Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.
He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
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