What is Secret Shopper?
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An occupation where an individual goes around making sure customer service is good, and spectacular.
If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.
/b/ 's job is to be a secret shopper.
You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete
asshole s if you do not give themover the counter head service.
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