Secret Smoker

What is Secret Smoker?


1.

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.

Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.

See smoker, hater, hypocrite, loud mouth, closet smoker


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