Secret Squirrel

What is Secret Squirrel?


1.

secret agents such as CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. Undercover police officer.

runnin from secret squirrel

2.

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

See kink, trait

3.

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

See theif, friend, dood

4.

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

See secret squirrel, secret, squirrel, ejaculate, masturbation

5.

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

See nutty, nuts, insane, crazy, hoard

6.

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

See tea bag, anus, rectum, scrotum, squirrel, secret

7.

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

See voyeur, sex, secret, screw, nuts


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