What is Secret Squirrel?
1.
secret agents such as CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. Undercover police officer.
runnin from secret squirrel
2.
A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.
A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
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3.
A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.
"Is there another beer?"
"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."
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4.
Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."
My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.
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A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.
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Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)
George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.
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The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.
I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.
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