What is Secret Stache?
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An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.
The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.
"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"
"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."
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An onomatopoeia, from the heavy bass soundtrack of cheap pornographic movies. The phrase is used to imply sex or sexual actions.
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The electric chill that runs up your spine to your brain when you are tripping on acid and destroys reality right in front of you.
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