Secret Stache

What is Secret Stache?


1.

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

See peach fuzz, halfstache


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