Secret Stache

What is Secret Stache?

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

See peach fuzz, halfstache

Reedemer

1. Having anal sex with a chick and then having her give a blowjob afterwards. I gave Christina a reedemer last night. See reedemer, blow..

Double Cock

1. having two cocks; see cockatrice. Double cock me in the face, Megan See double cock, megan, cockatrice, peacock, lacey..

Escapetwice

1. The dark cave of infinite evil. Escapetwice raped my dog, killed my sex drive, and drove my pimply teenage son to suicide! See Joshua..

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