Secret Wanker

What is Secret Wanker?

1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.

2. One who masturbates in private.

Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?

Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.

See american, secret, masturbate, private, home, country

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