What is Secret Wanker?
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1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.
2. One who masturbates in private.
Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?
Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.
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To incorporate alcohol into something non-alcoholic.
I'm going to alcoholify my Dr. Pepper.
See alcohol, booze..
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1. Orgasm of the nose. Aka: Sneezing.
They were cuddling until he prematurely econkulated in her face; she was upset.
See conk, sneeze..
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Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it..