What is Secret Wanker?
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1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.
2. One who masturbates in private.
Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?
Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.
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Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.
Derived from Jerry Springer shows.
When John came home from Veronica's..
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what you say when you're so high/wasted that you just cant laugh
yeah, it actually happens, and magooglymonkey makes you laugh
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Bill Maher's version of someone to fuck, or something great.
Damn, man, she's cockerific!!!..
