Secret Water

What is Secret Water?

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A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"

Man2: "It's my secret water man."

Man1: "Huh?"

Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."

Man1: "Huh?"

Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."

Man1: "haha niceeee."

See vodka, alcohol, gigglet, rum, beer, gigglesaurous, shmerffle, electropalm, water, clear, liquid
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