What is Secretary Rock?
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Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.
Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar
Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy
I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.
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