Secretary Rock

What is Secretary Rock?


1.

Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.

Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar

Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy

I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.

See journey, corporate, applebees, miller light, dane cook


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