What is Secretly Fat?
1.
Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.
He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.
See
Random Words:
1.
No one can say for sure, but it seems to be the furry version of important
"It is iomportant to me"..
1.
(Noun) Pirating wi-fi from a neighbor and thusly gaining Internet access.
"Man, I'm glad my neighbor doesn't have a sec..