What is Secretly Fat?
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Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.
He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.
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A sweet soup made of sweat that has come off of the area between your rectum and your nutsack.
Waiter, there is a hair in my chode soup..