What is Secretly Fat?
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Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.
He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.
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An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made..
