What is Secular Progressive?
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A term coined by FoxNews' Bill O'Reilly to describe liberals in a negative way as a means to perpetuate the conservative myth that all liberals are evil and want to destroy America as we know it.
A thinly veiled attempt to further divide our country in a time of national crisis in order to solidify the conservative base of "Traditionalists" as described by Mr. O'Reilly.
"Some say Secular Progressives want to ban Christmas, tell us why this will hurt the democrats"
"My boss at FoxNews wants me to tell you why Secular Progressives want Saddama Bin Laden back in power in Iraqistan, so let's get started..."
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a pakistani's parking ticket
Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket
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To touch the penis in such a manner as to ejaculate onto the floor. Hence "Dropping the baby"
John went into the bathroom wit..