Security Edit Meaning

1.

Something that is foreign to Microsoft.

Microsoft's Internet Explorerhas hundreds of security flaws.

See Qbert

2.

The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.

The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.

See cock block, poonanny, laid, pussy, getting some

3.

1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.

Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.

See Shuffle

4.

C a s e y K l e i n.

S e c u r i t y !