What is Security Guard?
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A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.
Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.
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A part of the female reproductive system, A vagina.
Carl: God, I feel sorry for mike.
Bob: Why?
Carl: Cause Rebekah has a nasty Skuff..
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Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped
When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street..
