Security Guard

What is Security Guard?


1.

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

See guard, mall, cop, bouncer, asshole, douchebag


24

Random Words:

1. Hrvatica is another name for a Croatian girl. Since she is Croatian, there is a GREAT chance that she is hot, and some of the best form..
1. A freaking sexy mofo who wants to kill me. He can be hilarious sometimes. Amazing singer & actor, but bad at giving speeches on gl..
1. 1. can I holla at you? 2. wassup "Yerb!" the dude said to the big-booty girl as she walked past him...