What is Security Guard?
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A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.
Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.
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Squating over a chicks face and spreading your ass cheeks with your hands. Gently lower your chocolate star over the tip of her nose......