What is Security Guard?
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A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.
Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.
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A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."
-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom!..
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That classic sound of a man undoing his belt to begin the process of masturbation. The metallic jingle is so distinct that one can assu..