What is Seduce The Pooch?
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A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.
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Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field."
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1. To be constipated.
2. To be messed up or f'd up, or to mess with someone
"I need to take a shit, I am all jammed up!"..