See Spot Run

What is See Spot Run?


1.

The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.

Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.

I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.

See dog, masturbation, rusty trombone, urban cowboy


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