Seenster

What is Seenster?


1.

An individual who is expected to be present at every local nightclub and bar, regardless of weekday or weekend status. You'll always know that this person will look good, but you will never know this person beneath the surface.

There's that Seenster again. I wonder what he's on tonight? His shirt is unbuttoned 3 buttons and he is looking awfully sweaty...

See doofus, poser

2.

One who is a vegetarian, smoker, vegan, person who carries a Kurt Vonnegut or even a Chuck Palahniuk book as an accessory, or one who carries a digital single lens reflex camera as an accessory in order to be seen by the public. These people want to come off as an artsy person.

Person 1: Hey I decided to become a vegatarian today!

Person 2: But you love meat.

Person 1: No I dont.

Person 2: Yes you do you eat burgers 5 times a week.

5 moths later

Person 1: I had to get my stomach pumped

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I ate so many potatoe chips and drank so much soda that my entire stomach lining desinigrated.

Person 2: So are you gonna eat meat again.

Person 1: no.

Person 2: I hate you, your such a seenster!

See vegetarian, smoker, vegan, hybrid, artsy

3.

One who is a vegetarian, smoker, vegan, person who carries a Kurt Vonnegut or even a Chuck Palahniuk book as an accessory, or one who carries a digital single lens reflex camera as an accessory in order to be seen by the public. These people want to come off as an artsy person.

Person 1: Hey I decided to become a vegatarian today!

Person 2: But you love meat.

Person 1: No I dont.

Person 2: Yes you do you eat burgers 5 times a week.

5 moths later

Person 1: I had to get my stomach pumped

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I ate so many potatoe chips and drank so much soda that my entire stomach lining desinigrated.

Person 2: So are you gonna eat meat again.

Person 1: no.

Person 2: I hate you, your such a seenster!

See vegetarian, smoker, vegan, vonnegut, single, lens, reflex, digital, camera


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