What is Segata Sanshiro?
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The best commercial mascot ever in Japan. A warrior dressed in white who beat the hell out of whoever wasn't playing Saturn. This included kids, ravers, and fish.
"Segata Sanshiro deflected the cruise missile!"
"Silly Segata Sanshiro, flips won't work on zombies!"
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The man who is a figurehead for the Sega Saturn console who is so strong he can throw people so far that they explode when they land. This is God's disguise when he visits the earth.
Play more Sega Saturn or Segata Sanshiro will make you broken.
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