Segously

What is Segously?

Perpetually mischievous and horny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.

The Wachousay Bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 viagra.

Kitzaaaarggggiiiiiggghhheoh

1. the noise mad by one shutting ones penis in a dictonary " i will just close this dictonary im reading naked and KITZAAAARGGGGIIIII..

Lollyslapped

1. To slap someone across the face with the hard candy shell of a lolly pop after sucking on for a while so its nice and juicy. Jim didn&a..

Gunt Kick

1. A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and t..

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